"HEART THROB OF EVERY INDIAN YOUTH"

Here I am, in an old bikes store with worn limbs. My eyes are swollen
with the bangs my previous rider gave me, and my body is smattered
with the various dents that my riders have given me over the passage
of time. Half of me is dead and rusted, I am not attractive and shiny
as I used to be ? but I have one thing that no other machine has ? the
undying spirit and the cruel intention to set the roads on fiery
mirth.

I was both handsome and beautiful once. The true heartthrob of every
Indian youth ? I enjoyed celebrity and cult status like no other
machine in the Indian automotive market. My very roar eclipses the
thought of buying another make ? if power, speed and reliability are
what you are looking for.

Riders who know how to ride me have enjoyed lasting companionships. I
am a machine that embeds with man like no other. Stretch me to my
limits and break them every time you ride me. That is what I was made
for, that is what I love doing.

Riding me is all about a precise balance between speed and control.
Desire more for any one of these and you will find yourself on your
back. I can be your companion if you know how to ride me, but will not
be enslaved to one who does not. I possess the courage to break free
from your grip if you do not deserve to hold me between your legs.

My engines have been opened up time and time again. I come from a very
adaptive family ? and mechanics who know what they are doing can
increase my power that no other bike in this country can deliver. Port
my engine, file my pistons and insert a fifth cog and you can ride me
on a highway at 160 kmph after and all you will hear is my monstrous
roar. Mechanics who know how to do it are rare, but then?, they are my
true lovers.

I will crown you the sole king of the road ? for no one else will dare
to compete. A condenser tube (you will find those in the rear of all
hatch backs, used to keep the hatches open) snugly fitted between the
fork and tank on both sides solves my vibration problems at high
speeds. Some of my comrades have disc brake assemblies in the front
wheel for better braking ? but don?t forget, I was the one who taught
the Indian rider how to decelerate by stepping up the gears.

Throw me into any corner, and I will come out like a swooping eagle.
Ride me into traffic, and I will lead out of it like a slithering
snake. Accelerate me on the highway ? I promise you the power of bulls
and speed of horses.

Give me all the good drink I need, I am an addicted drunkard ? and I
will deliver the fastest spinning rear wheel you have ever seen. Save
all your care for the girl you hooked on to from your college, showing
off riding me ? I need hardly little of it. A little care for my beast
of an engine and my body is all that is required.

Here I am, in an old bikes store. I am on the way to the metal scrap
unit ? yet I possess the legendary fame that no Indian bike has
enjoyed ever. My roar will always continue to be the heartbeat of the
true biker ? and my performance will always compared to by 4 stroke
bike manufacturers, out of sheer shame. I have no death, for I will
always live in the hearts and mind of the true Indian biker ? I am the

suggest me the title wat i need to keep...!!!

Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and  cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors
were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from  eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
 
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for  the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Sardar and suggested that he become a Catholic.
 
After several classes and much study, Sardar attended Mass... and as the  priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Sikh, and
raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."
 
Sardar's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the  neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he
rushed into Sardar's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold  him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
 
There stood Sardar, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully  sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you were born a
chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised a chicken and you were  raised a lamb, but now you are a potato and tomato"..!!!!
 
The Priest fainted............
 

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Your Personality by ur "Date of Birth"...

RED {1,21}

Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.

CREAM{17,36}

Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.

TEAL{39}

You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.

GREY{18,20,37}

You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.

GREEN{6,26}

You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.

GOLD{16,35}

You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

PINK{4,24}

You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

YELLOW{3,23}

You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.

MAROON{19,38}

You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.

ORANGE{2,22}

You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

PURPLE{11,31}

You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.

LIME{9,29}

You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

SILVER{13,33}

You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.

WHITE{14,34}

You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.

OLIVE{30}

You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.

BROWN{7,27}

You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

BLUE{5,15,25}

You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

NAVY{12,32}

You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.

AQUA{8,28}

Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.

BLACK{10}

You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.       

Standard Electrical Specification Terms

What Is A Joule? Or a Watt, Volt, or an Amp?

Electronics and Electricity, uses a wide range of terms to represent different kinds of measurement units.  Many you have seen every day, and others from time to time in product specifications.  These are all part of the International System of Units.  Here is a short list of several common terms your will see products and their meanings:

JOULE: One joule (symbol: J) is defined as the amount of work done by electricity.  Technically it is the work required to continuously produce one watt of power for one second; or one watt second (W*s).   One kilowatt hour (a common electric company measure) equals 3,600,000 Joules (1W*s x 1,000 x 3600 seconds).

Using This Chart You Can Easily Calculate
The Wattage, Current (Amps), Ohms, and Voltage For A Device!

WATT: In terms of mechanical energy, one watt (symbol: W or P) is a measure of energy used - this frequently results in heat, or as in the case of a light bulb, the heat creates a glow, thus more heat equals more light.  Technically a Watt is the rate at which work is done when an object is moved at a speed of one meter per second against a force of one newton.  By the definitions of electric potential (volt) and current (ampere), work is done at a rate of one watt when one ampere flows through a potential difference of one volt - or simply A*V=W

AMP (Ampere): In practical terms, the ampere (symbol: I) is the amount of electrical current passing through a conductor (a wire).  Technically it is a measure of the amount of electric charge passing a point per unit time. Around 6.242 × 1018 electrons passing a given point each second constitutes one ampere. You can figure out the Amps being use by dividing the Wattage by Voltage.  A 100W light, in a typical house (120V) uses 1.2A.

VOLT (Voltage): The volt (symbol: V) is the unit of electromotive force measurement, commonly called "voltage".  Technically, the volt is defined as the value of the voltage across a conductor when a current of one ampere dissipates one watt of power in the conductor.  For example, if you know a TV uses 295 Watts and uses 2.45 Amps, you can calculate the voltage is 120 Volts.

OHM:  The ohm (symbol: Ω or R) is the unit of electrical impedance in AC, or, in the direct current case, electrical resistance.  It is the resistance of material to electrical current.  The higher the value, the higher the resistance, and the more voltage is required, and the more current used.  Most home speakers are low resistance, just 8 ohm.  Technically, the ohm is defined as the resistance between two points of a conductor when a constant of 1 volt is  applied, and produces in a current of 1 ampere.

DECIBEL:  The decibel (dB) is a logarithmic unit of measurement that expresses the magnitude of a physical quantity (usually power or intensity) relative to a specified or implied reference level.  The decibel is useful for a wide variety of measurements (particularly acoustics and electronics). It has a number of advantages, such as the ability to conveniently represent very large or small numbers, in a scaling that roughly corresponds to the human perception of sound and light.  It is frequently seen in Home Theater Receivers to represent amplification or volume.  Since it is based on a reference level, it is not easily used by the non-engineer, but simply as a specification value.

Your Personality by "Signing Style"

SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life".

TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fianc � es as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others.

SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.

NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too.

RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never say anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the other person of what he is talking of.

RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its direction of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or wrong. You can win them just by flattering them.

SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are ready to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But these seems to think a lot and may get angry very soon.

WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very firm on their views & posses a lot of will power.

Your Personality by "Month"

JANUARY
Ambitious and serious, Loves to teach and be taught, Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses, Likes to criticize, Hardworking and productive, Smart,  neat and organised, Sensitive and has deep thoughts, Knows how to make others happy, Quiet unless excited or tensed, Rather reserved, Highly attentive, Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds, Romantic but has difficulties expressing love, Loves children, Homely person, Loyal, Needs to improve social abilities, Easily jealous.

FEBRUARY
 Abstract thoughts, Loves reality and abstract, Intelligent and clever, Changing personality, Temperamental, Quiet,  shy and humble, Low self esteem, Honest and loyal, Determined to reach goals, Loves freedom, Rebellious when restricted, Loves aggressiveness, Too sensitive and easily hurt, Showing anger easily, Dislike unnecessary things, Loves making friends but rarely shows it, Daring and stubborn, Ambitious, Realizing dreams and hopes, Sharp, Loves entertainment and leisure, Romantic on the inside not outside,  Superstitious and ludicrous, Spendthrift, Learns to show emotions.

MARCH
Attractive personality, Affectionate, Shy and reserved, Secretive, Naturally honest,  generous and sympathetic, Loves peace and serenity, Sensitive to others, Loves to serve others, Not easily angered, Trustworthy, Appreciative and returns kindness, Observant and assess others, Revengeful, Loves to dream and fantasize, Loves traveling, Loves attention, Hasty decisions in choosing partners, Loves home decors, Musically talented, Loves special things, Moody.

APRIL
Active and dynamic, Decisive and haste but tends to regret, Attractive and affectionate to oneself, Strong mentality, Loves attention, Diplomatic, Consoling, Friendly and solves people's problems, Brave and fearless, Adventurous, Loving and caring, Suave and generous, Emotional, Revengeful, Aggressive, Hasty, Good memory, Moving, Motivate oneself and the others, Sickness usually of the head and chest, Easily get too jealous.

MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted, Strong-willed and highly motivated, Sharp thoughts, Easily angered, Attracts others and loves attention, Deep feelings, Beautiful physically and mentally, Firm standpoint, Easily influenced, Needs no motivation, Easily consoled, Systematic (left brain), Loves to dream, Strong clairvoyance, Understanding, Sickness usually in the ear and neck, Good imagination, Good debating skills, Good physical, Weak breathing, Loves literature and the arts, Loves traveling, Dislike being at home, Restless, Hardworking, High spirited, Spendthrift

JUNE
Thinks far with vision, Easily influenced by kindness, Polite and soft-spoken, Having lots of ideas, Sensitive, Active mind, Hesitating, Tends to delay, Choosy and always wants the best, Temperamental, Funny and humorous, Loves to joke, Good debating skills, Talkative, Daydreamer, Friendly, Knows how to make friends, Abiding, Able to show character, Easily hurt, Prone to getting colds, Loves to dress up, Easily bored, Fussy, Seldom show emotions, Takes time to recover when hurt, Brand conscious, Executive, Stubborn, Those who loves me are enemies, Those who hates me are friends.

JULY
Fun to be with, Secretive, Difficult to fathom and to be understood, Quiet unless excited or tensed, Takes pride in oneself, Has reputation, Easily consoled, Honest, Concern about people's feelings, Tactful, Friendly, Approachable, Very emotional, Temperamental and unpredictable, Moody and easily hurt, Witty and starkly, Sentimental, Not revengeful, Forgiving but never forgets, Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things, Guides others physically and mentally, Sensitive and forms impressions carefully, Caring and loving, Treats others equally, Strong sense of sympathy, Wary and sharp, Judge people through observations, Hardworking, No difficulties in studying, Loves to be alone, Always broods about the past and the old friends, Likes to be quiet, Homely person, Waits for friends, Never looks for friends, Not aggressive unless provoked, Prone to having stomach and dieting problems, Loves to be loved, Easily hurt but takes long to recover, Overly concerned, Puts in effort in work.

AUGUST
Loves to joke, Attractive, Suave and caring, Brave and fearless, Firm and has leadership qualities, Knows how to console others, Too generous and egoistic, Take high pride of oneself, Thirsty for praises, Extraordinary spirit, Easily angered, Angry when provoked, Easily jealous, Observant, Careful and cautious, Thinks quickly, Independent thoughts, Loves to lead and to be led, Loves to dream, Talented in the arts,  music and defense, Sensitive but not petty, Poor resistance against illnesses, Learns to relax, Hasty and rusty, Romantic, Loving and caring, Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER
Suave and compromising, Careful,  cautious and organized, Likes to point out people's mistakes, Likes to criticize, Quiet but able to talk well, Calm and cool, Kind and sympathetic, Concerned and detailed, Trustworthy,  loyal and honest, Does work well, Sensitive, Thinking, Good memory, Clever and knowledgeable, Loves to look for information, Must control oneself when criticizing, Able to motivate oneself, Understanding, Secretive, Loves sports,  leisure and traveling, Hardly shows emotions, Tends to bottle up feelings, Choosy especially in relationships, Loves wide things, Systematic.

OCTOBER
Loves to chat, Loves those who loves him, Loves to takes things at the center, Attractive and suave, Inner and physical beauty, Does not lie or pretend, Sympathetic, Treats friends importantly, Always making friends, Easily hurt but recovers easily, Bad tempered, Selfish, Seldom helps unless asked, Daydreamer, Very opinionated, Does not care of what others think, Emotional, Decisive, Strong clairvoyance, Loves to travel,  the arts and literature, Soft-spoken,  loving and caring, Romantic, Touchy and easily jealous, Concerned, Loves outdoors, Just and fair, Spendthrift and easily influenced, Easily lose confidence.

NOVEMBER
Has a lot of ideas, Difficult to fathom, Thinks forward, Unique and brilliant, Extraordinary ideas, Sharp thinking, Fine and strong clairvoyance, Can become good doctors, Careful and cautious, Dynamic in personality, Secretive, Inquisitive, Knows how to dig secrets, Always thinking, Less talkative but amiable, Brave and generous, Patient, Stubborn and hard-hearted, If there is a will,  there is a way, Determined, Never give up, Hardly become angry unless provoked, Loves to be alone, Thinks differently from others, Sharp-minded, Motivates oneself, Does not appreciate praises, High-spirited, Well-built and tough, Deep love and emotions, Romantic, Uncertain in relationships, Homely, Hardworking, High abilities, Trustworthy, Honest and keeps secrets, Not able to control emotions, Unpredictable.

DECEMBER
Loyal and generous, Patriotic, Active in games and interactions, Impatient and hasty, Ambitious, Influential in organizations, Fun to be with, Loves to socialize, Loves praises, Loves attention, Loves to be loved, Honest and trustworthy, Not pretending, Short tempered, Changing personality, Not egoistic, Takes high pride in oneself, Hates restrictions, Loves to joke, Good sense of humor, Logical.