"Analysis of human brain"

Women - Multiple process
Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.
Men - Single Process
Men's brain is designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talk
on phone same time.. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone
or cook.

LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to
problems Men can not easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.

ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and
find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the
details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.

CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he
see an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car)
direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to
recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any),
then concentrating only on the driving.
You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the women sit next to him will shout, "GO
SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." .etc..

LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily.
Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the
words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.
Don't lie face to face.

PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into
individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one
by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets
irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants
some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not
worry abt the problem solved or not.

WANTS
Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc Women want relationship, friends,
family...etc...
UNHAPPY
If women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.
If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on the relations.

MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching
a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps
everything in his mind and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills
space of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their seat.

LIFE
Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him.
Women want everything in life.

SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Geetha really want a cup of coffee.
In the morning........"Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"
Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a
coffee shop".
In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast".

HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
Men act a lot with out thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

2 nokia fans...

On the main screen type in:

*#06# for checking the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity).

*#7780# reset to factory settings.

*#67705646# This will clear the LCD display(operator logo).

*#0000# To view software version.

*#2820# Bluetooth device address.

*#746025625# Sim clock allowed status.

#pw+1234567890+1# Shows if sim have restrictions.

*#92702689# - takes you to a secret menu where you may find some of the information below:

1. Displays Serial Number.

2. Displays the Month and Year of Manufacture

3. Displays (if there) the date where the phone was purchased (MMYY)

4. Displays the date of the last repair - if found (0000)

5. Shows life timer of phone (time passes since last start)

*#3370# - Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) activation. Increase signal strength, better signal reception. It also help if u want to use GPRS and the service is not responding or too slow. Phone battery will drain faster though.

*#3370* - (EFR) deactivation. Phone will automatically restart. Increase battery life by 30% because phone receives less signal from network.

*#4720# - Half Rate Codec activation.

*#4720* - Half Rate Codec deactivation. The phone will automatically restart

If you forgot wallet code for Nokia S60 phone, use this code reset: *#7370925538#

Note, your data in the wallet will be erased. Phone will ask you the lock code. Default lock code is: 12345

Press *#3925538# to delete the contents and code of wallet.

Unlock service provider: Insert sim, turn phone on and press vol up(arrow keys) for 3 seconds, should say pin code. Press C,then press * message should flash, press * again and 04*pin*pin*pin# \

*#7328748263373738# resets security code.

Default security code is 12345

Change closed caller group (settings >security settings>user groups) to 00000 and ure phone will sound the message tone when you are near a radar speed trap. Setting it to 500 will cause your phone 2 set off security alarms at shop exits, gr8 for practical jokes! (works with some of the Nokia phones.) Press and hold "0" on the main screen to open wap browser.

Code Function

*3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%

#3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR)

*#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time

*#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec

#pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)

#pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)

#pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)

#pw+1234567890+4# SIM Card Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)

12345 This is the default security code

*#21# Allows you to check the number that “All Calls” are diverted to

*#30# Lets you see the private number

*#43# Allows you to check the “Call Waiting” status of your phone.

*#61# Allows you to check the number that “On No Reply” calls are diverted to

*#62# Allows you to check the number that “Divert If Unreachable (no service)” calls are diverted to

*#67# Allows you to check the number that “On Busy Calls” are diverted to

*#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type

*#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work

*#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number)

*#67705646# Removes operator logo on 3310 & 3330

*#73# Reset phone timers and game scores

*#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phone supports this power saving feature “SIM Clock Stop Allowed", it means you will get the best standby time possible

*#94870345123456789# Deactivate the PWM-Mem

press and hold # Lets you switch between lines

*#7760# Manufacturers code

*#7780# Restore factory settings

*#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110

*#92702689# Displays - 1.Serial Number, 2.Date Made, 3.Purchase Date, 4.Date of last repair (0000 for no repairs), 5.Transfer User Data. To exit this mode you need to switch your phone off then on again

**21*number# Turn on “All Calls” diverting to the phone number entered

**61*number# Turn on “No Reply” diverting to the phone number entered

**67*number# Turn on “On Busy” diverting to the phone number entered

Here's a list of known codes on Nokia mobile phones. This list does not include codes that make request to the network. To use these codes, just dial them like normal numbers.

*#06#    Display the IMEI (GSM standard)

*#0000#    Display the firmware version and date (with variant info on S40 second edition or newer)

*#9990#    Says "Bluetooth Test Mode" on Symbian models; accepts without any messages and Bluetooth behaves abnormally on non-Symbian ones (models with build-in Bluetooth radio, activate first to use)

*#bta0#    Display the Bluetooth MAC address (models with build-in Bluetooth radio, activate first to show address)

*#mac0wlan#    Display the WLAN MAC address (models with build-in Wi-fi radio)

*#opr0logo#    Clear the operator logo (3310 and 3330 only)

*#pca0#    Activate the GPRS PCCCH support (early GPRS models)

*#pcd0#    Deactivate the GPRS PCCCH support (early GPRS models)

*#res0wallet#    Reset the mobile wallet (models with mobile wallet)

*#res0#    Soft-format the memory (Symbian models only)

*#rst0#    Reset to factory defaults, confirmation required (DCT4 or newer)

*#sim0clock#    Display the SIM clock status (DCT3 only)

*#ssn0#    Display the manufacturing serial number (mid-range and premium DCT3, basically all DCT4 and BB5 non-Symbian models)

*#war0anty#    Display the manufacturing and repair info (no exit on DCT3) or total talk time on

Symbian models

*efr0#    Enable EFR encoding (pre-2003 models)

#efr0#    Disable EFR encoding (pre-2003 models)

*hra0#    Enable HR encoding (pre-2003 models)

#hra0#    Disable HR encoding (pre-2003 models)

#pw+1234567890+n#    Display the SIM lock status: (pre-2003 models)

n = 1: provider lock

n = 2: network lock

n = 3: country lock

n = 4: SIM lock

n#    n = 1..999: recall the number stored in the SIM location n (DCT3, DCT4, BB5 models)

These codes will work on most Nokia Mobile Phones to activate/deactivate advanced hidden functions that you can’t change through the phone menu

One useful function that all Nokia’s I’ve owned have is “Cell Info Display” which can usually be found in the phones “Display settings” (eg: in a Nokia 1600) or “Phone Settings” (eg: in a Nokia 3315)

If your network supports it, when “Cell Info Display” is enabled, it will display the name of the base station your mobile is currently connected to on the screen. eg: when i’m walking around the city it says “Sydney CBD” and when i’m at home it displays the name of my suburb.

Note:

To display “p” press “*” three times within one second, To display “w” press “*” four times within one second, To display “+” press twice “*” within less than a second

Code Function

*3370# / #3370# Activate / Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%

*#4720# / *#4720# Activate / Deactivate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time

*#7220# / *#7230# Enable / Disable PCCCPH support (faster GPRS)

#pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)

#pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)

#pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)

#pw+1234567890+4# SIM Card Lock Status. (use the “*” button to obtain the “p,w” and “+” symbols)

12345 This is the default security code

*#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type

*#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work

*#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number)

*#67705646# Removes operator logo on 3310 & 3330

*#73# Reset phone timers and game scores

*#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phone supports this power saving feature “SIM Clock Stop Allowed”, it means you will get the best standby time possible

press and hold # Lets you switch between lines

*#7760# Manufacturers code

*#7780# Restore factory settings

*#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110

*#92702689# Displays - 1.Serial Number, 2.Date Made, 3.Purchase Date, 4.Date of last repair (0000 for no repairs), 5.Transfer User Data. To exit this mode you need to switch your phone off then on again

"HEART THROB OF EVERY INDIAN YOUTH"

Here I am, in an old bikes store with worn limbs. My eyes are swollen
with the bangs my previous rider gave me, and my body is smattered
with the various dents that my riders have given me over the passage
of time. Half of me is dead and rusted, I am not attractive and shiny
as I used to be ? but I have one thing that no other machine has ? the
undying spirit and the cruel intention to set the roads on fiery
mirth.

I was both handsome and beautiful once. The true heartthrob of every
Indian youth ? I enjoyed celebrity and cult status like no other
machine in the Indian automotive market. My very roar eclipses the
thought of buying another make ? if power, speed and reliability are
what you are looking for.

Riders who know how to ride me have enjoyed lasting companionships. I
am a machine that embeds with man like no other. Stretch me to my
limits and break them every time you ride me. That is what I was made
for, that is what I love doing.

Riding me is all about a precise balance between speed and control.
Desire more for any one of these and you will find yourself on your
back. I can be your companion if you know how to ride me, but will not
be enslaved to one who does not. I possess the courage to break free
from your grip if you do not deserve to hold me between your legs.

My engines have been opened up time and time again. I come from a very
adaptive family ? and mechanics who know what they are doing can
increase my power that no other bike in this country can deliver. Port
my engine, file my pistons and insert a fifth cog and you can ride me
on a highway at 160 kmph after and all you will hear is my monstrous
roar. Mechanics who know how to do it are rare, but then?, they are my
true lovers.

I will crown you the sole king of the road ? for no one else will dare
to compete. A condenser tube (you will find those in the rear of all
hatch backs, used to keep the hatches open) snugly fitted between the
fork and tank on both sides solves my vibration problems at high
speeds. Some of my comrades have disc brake assemblies in the front
wheel for better braking ? but don?t forget, I was the one who taught
the Indian rider how to decelerate by stepping up the gears.

Throw me into any corner, and I will come out like a swooping eagle.
Ride me into traffic, and I will lead out of it like a slithering
snake. Accelerate me on the highway ? I promise you the power of bulls
and speed of horses.

Give me all the good drink I need, I am an addicted drunkard ? and I
will deliver the fastest spinning rear wheel you have ever seen. Save
all your care for the girl you hooked on to from your college, showing
off riding me ? I need hardly little of it. A little care for my beast
of an engine and my body is all that is required.

Here I am, in an old bikes store. I am on the way to the metal scrap
unit ? yet I possess the legendary fame that no Indian bike has
enjoyed ever. My roar will always continue to be the heartbeat of the
true biker ? and my performance will always compared to by 4 stroke
bike manufacturers, out of sheer shame. I have no death, for I will
always live in the hearts and mind of the true Indian biker ? I am the

suggest me the title wat i need to keep...!!!

Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and  cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors
were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from  eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
 
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for  the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Sardar and suggested that he become a Catholic.
 
After several classes and much study, Sardar attended Mass... and as the  priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Sikh, and
raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."
 
Sardar's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the  neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he
rushed into Sardar's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold  him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
 
There stood Sardar, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully  sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you were born a
chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised a chicken and you were  raised a lamb, but now you are a potato and tomato"..!!!!
 
The Priest fainted............
 

please read this, i know ur also using mobile....

Your Personality by ur "Date of Birth"...

RED {1,21}

Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.

CREAM{17,36}

Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.

TEAL{39}

You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.

GREY{18,20,37}

You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.

GREEN{6,26}

You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.

GOLD{16,35}

You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

PINK{4,24}

You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

YELLOW{3,23}

You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.

MAROON{19,38}

You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.

ORANGE{2,22}

You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

PURPLE{11,31}

You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.

LIME{9,29}

You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

SILVER{13,33}

You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.

WHITE{14,34}

You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.

OLIVE{30}

You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.

BROWN{7,27}

You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

BLUE{5,15,25}

You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

NAVY{12,32}

You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.

AQUA{8,28}

Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.

BLACK{10}

You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.       

Standard Electrical Specification Terms

What Is A Joule? Or a Watt, Volt, or an Amp?

Electronics and Electricity, uses a wide range of terms to represent different kinds of measurement units.  Many you have seen every day, and others from time to time in product specifications.  These are all part of the International System of Units.  Here is a short list of several common terms your will see products and their meanings:

JOULE: One joule (symbol: J) is defined as the amount of work done by electricity.  Technically it is the work required to continuously produce one watt of power for one second; or one watt second (W*s).   One kilowatt hour (a common electric company measure) equals 3,600,000 Joules (1W*s x 1,000 x 3600 seconds).

Using This Chart You Can Easily Calculate
The Wattage, Current (Amps), Ohms, and Voltage For A Device!

WATT: In terms of mechanical energy, one watt (symbol: W or P) is a measure of energy used - this frequently results in heat, or as in the case of a light bulb, the heat creates a glow, thus more heat equals more light.  Technically a Watt is the rate at which work is done when an object is moved at a speed of one meter per second against a force of one newton.  By the definitions of electric potential (volt) and current (ampere), work is done at a rate of one watt when one ampere flows through a potential difference of one volt - or simply A*V=W

AMP (Ampere): In practical terms, the ampere (symbol: I) is the amount of electrical current passing through a conductor (a wire).  Technically it is a measure of the amount of electric charge passing a point per unit time. Around 6.242 × 1018 electrons passing a given point each second constitutes one ampere. You can figure out the Amps being use by dividing the Wattage by Voltage.  A 100W light, in a typical house (120V) uses 1.2A.

VOLT (Voltage): The volt (symbol: V) is the unit of electromotive force measurement, commonly called "voltage".  Technically, the volt is defined as the value of the voltage across a conductor when a current of one ampere dissipates one watt of power in the conductor.  For example, if you know a TV uses 295 Watts and uses 2.45 Amps, you can calculate the voltage is 120 Volts.

OHM:  The ohm (symbol: Ω or R) is the unit of electrical impedance in AC, or, in the direct current case, electrical resistance.  It is the resistance of material to electrical current.  The higher the value, the higher the resistance, and the more voltage is required, and the more current used.  Most home speakers are low resistance, just 8 ohm.  Technically, the ohm is defined as the resistance between two points of a conductor when a constant of 1 volt is  applied, and produces in a current of 1 ampere.

DECIBEL:  The decibel (dB) is a logarithmic unit of measurement that expresses the magnitude of a physical quantity (usually power or intensity) relative to a specified or implied reference level.  The decibel is useful for a wide variety of measurements (particularly acoustics and electronics). It has a number of advantages, such as the ability to conveniently represent very large or small numbers, in a scaling that roughly corresponds to the human perception of sound and light.  It is frequently seen in Home Theater Receivers to represent amplification or volume.  Since it is based on a reference level, it is not easily used by the non-engineer, but simply as a specification value.